(John Bigboote` and John O'Connor are standing next to the jetcar.)
Bigboote`: "Break the window open."
O'Connor: "Why me, John Bigboote'?"
Bigboote': "It might be booby trapped."
O'Connor (surprisingly cheerful): "Oh."
John Whorfin: "Home! Home is where you...wear your hat! I feel a-so break up, I wanna go home!:
Banzai: "Alright, it flies like a truck."
John Parker: "Great. What's a truck?"
Parker: "I'm a diplomat! I failed driving school!"
Black Lectroid inside pod (to mothership): "My apologies to my loved ones and friends. John Beruke is dead. He fell on his head."
John Whorfin (on the phone to Banzai): "Uh, yes, this is Dr. Lizardo, you may have heard of me? Well, yes, I'm honored. May I pass along my congratulations on your interdimensional breakthrough. I'm sure that in the miserable annals of the earth you will be dually inshrined!"
Whorfin(exciting the troops): "Where are we going?!?"
Troops: "Planet 10!"
Troops: "Real soon!"
Institution aide: "I come for your TV, doc. They said you used another 10,000 watts this month. What I don't understand is how an old homicidal looney can use so much juice in one month."
Whorfin: "Take it. I don't need it. I'm a goin' home."
Institution aide: "Who are we today doc, Albert Einstein?"
Whorfin: "No. Lord John Whorfin. If there's anything I hate, it's bein' mistaken for someone else."
Whorfin: "Laugh-a while you can, monkeyboy."
Institution aide: "Where ya goin', doc, the moon?"
Whorfin: "No no no, Planet 10."
Aide: "Oh, Planet 10."
Defense agent: "I don't care about your personal life, that's your own dang business, but..."
(Bigboote` picks him up by his tie)
Bigboote`: "It's not my planet, understand, monkeyboy?"
Whorfin: "I've had it with you, Bigbooty! You're the weakest thing I have ever met in this universe!"
(Bigboote` gives Whorfin the finger behind his back.)
(Bigboote` gives a rather nasty description of Whorfin's crappy overthruster.)
Whorfin: "I've had it Bigbooty! Shut up!"
Bigboote`: "Big-boo-tay! Tay tay tay tay!"
(Whorfin swivels around in his chair, shoots Bigboote`, and swivels back. He looks down at the ships controls, which one has to control with their feet.)
Whorfin: "Feets, do your stuff!"
I think this is a sufficient amount of Lectroid knowledge. Enjoy!