Perfect Tommy: "Dr. Lizardo? Wasn't he on TV at one time or another?"
Banzai: "You're thinking of Mr. Wizard."
Rawhide: 'Lizardo was a brilliant scientist, Perfect Tommy."
Perfect Tommy: "So was Mr. Wizard."
Rawhide: "Lizardo's a homicidal maniac. Just as soon kill ya as go fishin'."
(Buckaroo Banzai gets into the jetcar, about to go fight Red Lectroids.)
Perfect Tommy: "Don't embarrass us."
Banzai: "Have I ever?"
Banzai: "Bust her out of there."
Perfect Tommy: "What? Out of that cell?"
Banzai: "Yeah. I'll be responsible. And give her your coat."
Perfect Tommy: "Why me?"
Banzai: "'Cause you're perfect."
Perfect Tommy: "You've got a point there."
New Jersey: "Wow, it's an honor. I'm a big fan. I have all the comic books and the records...I know you, you're Pecos!"
Perfect Tommy: "Perfect Tommy."
New Jersey: "Oh. You're Pecos?"
Reno Nevada: "I'm Reno. Pecos is in the Alps."
Perfect Tommy (in a Southern draw, to mock New Jersey's cowboy outfit):
"Where ya hail from, Doc?"
Reno: "And where are yer spurs?"
New Jersey: "Is he making fun of me?"
When The HKC recount more of their tale to me, I'll post more quotes.